childchoirMy ‘SNL’ style impersonation/comedy sketch featuring the typical California public school music and arts teacher today, in the wake of the disgraceful Trump election, teaching her second grade class the song “It’s a Small World” (with minor adjustments to the lyrics)…

“OK children, one more time with feeling…a’1, 2, 3, 4, IT’S A SCREWED WORLD AFTER ALL…IT’S A SCREWED WORLD AFTER ALL – Stop, STOP!  Johnny I’ve told you we don’t use the F-word…”

“Ok a’1, 2, 3, 4, IT’S A SCREWED WORLD AFTER ALL…IT’S A SCREWED WORLD AFTER ALL – Stop, Stop STOP!! Susie please don’t hold up both of your middle fing-Did you paint your middle fingers ORANGE??  That’s not what ‘finger painting’ time is for…”

“OK BIG ENDING kids…IT’S A TRUMP, SCREWED WORLD!!”    Very nice, very nice! A lot of your mouthbreathing, dumb ass Trump voting parents are going to lose their sh#t!           (All the kids cheer wildly with glee!)

trumppinada“Now some of our  Mexican kids brought in a Trump effigy-I mean “Pinada” to bash open during recess (All the kids cheer even more wildly with glee!). ERNESTO! Give me those!…How many times do I have to tell you we don’t play with MATCHES in class??…You do that outside with the pinata and call it a PROTEST!”

Connie Bryan

ConnieHdshtSmallFile1(Connie Bryan is a writer and comedian in Sacramento, CA…Check out all of her material on her blog and website at http://www.conniebryan.com)

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About Connie Bryan

Writer, comedian and musician, currently residing in Sacramento, CA. Former talk radio personality from Central Florida. Currently doing stand-up comedy and producing/hosting a local TV comedy/variety show on Access Sacramento Channel 17. Please see demo material on my website at www.conniebryan.com.

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